When Glenn Beck told his friends about his date to his prom, most of them thought it was another sign of his lunacy. What few know is that Glenn Beck originally hails from the dark dimension Limbo, a world where much of what he discusses on television actually makes sense. His date, whose name could not be pronounced or properly written out in any human language, had lived off Beck like a parasite in his world, feeding off the Fox News Host's plasma. His hickey after prom was a doozy.
When Beck escaped into our dimension to wreck havoc, he lost touch with his old flame, but managed to conjure up this photo using a oujia board as a keepsake.
