Glen Beck and....date

When Glenn Beck told his friends about his date to his prom, most of them thought it was another sign of his lunacy. What few know is that Glenn Beck originally hails from the dark dimension Limbo, a world where much of what he discusses on television actually makes sense. His date, whose name could not be pronounced or properly written out in any human language, had lived off Beck like a parasite in his world, feeding off the Fox News Host's plasma. His hickey after prom was a doozy.

When Beck escaped into our dimension to wreck havoc, he lost touch with his old flame, but managed to conjure up this photo using a oujia board as a keepsake.

Bugs, Minnie and Daisy

Bugs was always a cocky bastard, so bringing one date to the prom wasn't good enough for him. He had to show up Taz and Goofy, and found a way to put it to his rivals at the same time. Bugs got both Daisy and Minnie to be his dates, and both were so in to him, they didn't mind. Mickey and Donald couldn't show their faces that night, and reportedly got drunk and dropped flaming bags of duck droppings into Bug's hole home.

Frank and Tina

When Ms. Anna Mae Bullock heard that "The Monster" had a thing for her, she became very curious as to the man who could gain such a nick name, and immediately agreed to be his prom date. When she found the he really was just a monster, she was already in her dress and couldn't back out.

He was stiff on the dance floor, but surprisingly gentle with her (unlike her future husband). There weren't many sparks between the two, which did cause problems for Frank (what he said to call him), considering electricity is what kept him going.

Snoop and Cameron

Thanks to field researcher M. Poldberg for this discovery. These Long Beach grads were an unexpected couple at the prom. Snoop was a Senior and Cameron a Freshman, but we all know that Snoop likes to make the scene wherever he goes, and how better to do it than with the future Mary on his arm.

Roseanne and Stay Puft

She was a senior, he was a freshman, but they bonded quickly over their love of Japanese monster movies and 1930's singers. She told her friends she thought he was very sweet, and was just her type. He liked that she was as squishy and rotund as he was. The photo's color has faded over the last 26 years, but the passion these two shared for a brief moment in time will never disappear.

Mike Huckabee's dark secret is REVEALED. The staunch anti-gay marriage, anti-polygamy, anti-anything but a man and a woman, was not as strict back in high school with whom he cavorted around with. Apparently he had a thing for the blue-skinned babes, and based on this pick, looks like Smurfette wanted Huckabee to be her Papa Smurf that night.

Rumor has it they had a love child, suspiciously named Na'vi....

Remember Your Prom?

I'm sure everyone who went to prom has some special memory about it, but what of the more famous individuals in our country? Our history? I bet many of you would be interested in their prom stories, or even better, their prom photos! Well, here at Prom Memories, we are working vigorously to uncover these lost photos, but could use your help in finding them and the stories behind them.

To start this chronicling of lost prom memories, here's a special photo I dug up in a buried archive:

Yep, Chewy really, REALLY liked Sally Fields...until he caught her necking with an Ewok in the back of his Camaro. Chewbacca swore off women after that night, and spent the rest of his days traveling around with a rugged space smuggler.