Mike Huckabee's dark secret is REVEALED. The staunch anti-gay marriage, anti-polygamy, anti-anything but a man and a woman, was not as strict back in high school with whom he cavorted around with. Apparently he had a thing for the blue-skinned babes, and based on this pick, looks like Smurfette wanted Huckabee to be her Papa Smurf that night.

Rumor has it they had a love child, suspiciously named Na'vi....