Thursday, April 22, 2010

Roseanne and Stay Puft


She was a senior, he was a freshman, but they bonded quickly over their love of Japanese monster movies and 1930's singers. She told her friends she thought he was very sweet, and was just her type. He liked that she was as squishy and rotund as he was. The photo's color has faded over the last 26 years, but the passion these two shared for a brief moment in time will never disappear.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Mike Huckabee's dark secret is REVEALED. The staunch anti-gay marriage, anti-polygamy, anti-anything but a man and a woman, was not as strict back in high school with whom he cavorted around with. Apparently he had a thing for the blue-skinned babes, and based on this pick, looks like Smurfette wanted Huckabee to be her Papa Smurf that night.

Rumor has it they had a love child, suspiciously named Na'vi....

Remember Your Prom?

I'm sure everyone who went to prom has some special memory about it, but what of the more famous individuals in our country? Our history? I bet many of you would be interested in their prom stories, or even better, their prom photos! Well, here at Prom Memories, we are working vigorously to uncover these lost photos, but could use your help in finding them and the stories behind them.

To start this chronicling of lost prom memories, here's a special photo I dug up in a buried archive:

Yep, Chewy really, REALLY liked Sally Fields...until he caught her necking with an Ewok in the back of his Camaro. Chewbacca swore off women after that night, and spent the rest of his days traveling around with a rugged space smuggler.